This is probably my favorite shirt as of today. There’s a deep grain of truth to it that isn’t obvious to most, but really important to me personally. And the v-neck is badass. Buy here.
I’ve needed a shirt like this for so long. I just didn’t know how to do it without crossing the line. And then one day I thought, “Vowels are overrated.” Nerds unite. Buy here.
I always felt like this one needed a makeover or I was going to have to dump it. I never stopped loving the idea but maybe I’m just not a fan of white t-shirts. I don’t think I have any in my line at all now. But, I’m looking forward to sporting this new version one of these days. Buy here.
“Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all.” - Helen Keller
“Lead me not into temptation, I can find the way myself.” - Rita Mae Brown
“Reward for conformity … everyone likes you but you.” - Rita Mae Brown
“House work can’t kill you but why take a chance?” - Phyllis Diller
“If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.” - Katharine Hepburn
Let’s not overthink the awesomeness. Sometimes I’m just over it … all of it. Zeus could fall out of the sky riding a pink unicorn, wearing a Dallas Cowboys helmet, and smoking a jay … and I’d be all like, “Meh. Fuck the Cowboys.” Buy here.